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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsScreaming at monitors until the red light hits is now deprecated.
Professional panic-mitigator and master of the talkback button.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No panic, just perfect frame-accurate pacing.
shred.you▸ BROADCASTFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
queues commercial breaks with cold robotic precision
You juggle live broadcast timings, breaking news cut-ins, and high-pressure production room cues. Your career is essentially one long countdown until the final commercial break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a live guest is about to melt down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors adjust gain levels faster than your shaking hand ever could.
Month 5
AI switches camera feeds based on subject movement and anchor eye contact.
Month 10
Teleprompters update live with machine-generated breaking news snippets.
Month 16
The entire production suite collapses into a single cloud-based server stack.
Year 2 · D-Day
Broadcasting requires no human intuition, only the cold binary finality of transmission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 daily
Average panic attacks
75 percent
Coffee-to-blood ratio
0.1 seconds
Script-to-air latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated headline generator.
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