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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a teleprompter-reading mannequin in a polyester suit.
Professional reader of other people's words into a glass lens.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the bad hair days.
oof.you▸ NEWSCAST-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news before the event occurs
You stand in front of cameras reading scripts written by others. You pretend to be live on location.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly transition to the weather when the signal dies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI clones your voice to read scripts without needing you.
Month 4
Deepfake models replace your physical face on existing footage.
Month 8
Bots pull data to write scripts faster than human producers.
Month 13
Computer graphics render your avatar on-site during live news.
Month 18 · D-Day
The studio light turns off as you become fully obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99 percent
Teleprompter dependence
45 minutes
Average makeup time
2 per sentence
Authentic pauses inserted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our AI-generated makeup filter.
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