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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeleprompters are just screens waiting to be replaced by better ones.
Professional reader of lines written by underpaid producers.
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Unblinking delivery for the modern news cycle.
blub.you▸ ANCHORBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news with zero emotion
You read news off a monitor while wearing heavy makeup under hot studio lights. It is mostly noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a local house fire while looking devastated.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your vocal cadence to eliminate human pauses.
Month 7
The script writes itself based on real-time search trends.
Month 16
A generated face replaces your own for night-time segments.
Year 2.1
Physical studio crews are cut to save on electricity bills.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are invited to watch your final broadcast run by code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
14200
Seconds spent fixing tie
18
Average breaths per segment
5000
Makeup cost per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text-to-speech engine.
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