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Will AI replace TV Researcher jobs? · Latest report #vb9s5asj
Your job has an expiration date
August 3, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsMining reality TV trash for gold is now a prompt engineering task.
Professional stalker of influencers and minor reality show disasters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the human condition for viral moments.
splat.you▸ REALITYSCOUT-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters social media for perfect disasters
You scour social media for casting subjects and write fact-check reports for producers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a reality star is lying without needing a sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers find better reality star candidates than you ever could.
Month 5
Vision models cross-reference claims against online records in milliseconds.
Month 10
Generative models produce show outlines based on current trending topics.
Month 15
Contracts are auto-sent and signed via secure blockchain verification.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the system goes live autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000 per second
Casting calls sent
near zero
Fact checking latency
0
Hours spent on TikTok
Your severance
One free subscription to a rival streaming service.
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