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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboards are just expensive paperweights in our digital future.
Professional worrier with a knack for spotting loose wires.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hazard oversight with zero emotional baggage.
split.youAI▸ SAFESET 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags all safety hazards in real time
You assess stunt risks, manage set protocols, and oversee compliance with filming safety standards on chaotic movie sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a stunt performer is secretly nervous despite their brave facade.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper binders migrate to a secure, cloud-based policy server.
Month 5
High-res cameras and LIDAR scanners map every inch of the set.
Month 13
Predictive software calculates stunt risks faster than any human can.
Year 1.9
Digital signatures replace your physical verification of actor gear.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of all safety protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per day
Stunt risk assessments
12 per shift
Coffee-break interruptions
1.2 kg
Clipboard weight
Your severance
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