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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour smile is a pre-rendered asset currently being refined for mass consumption.
Professional reader of teleprompters and wearer of stage makeup.
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brr.you▸ HOSTBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect charisma in real time
You recite scripted lines and interview guests under bright lights. A camera captures your image for broadcasting systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically laugh at a guest's bad joke to save the segment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI analyzes your vocal patterns to generate perfect speech.
Month 4
Physical sets are replaced by high-resolution projection screens.
Month 8
Your digital likeness replaces your physical presence on air.
Month 13
Language models write punchier jokes than your current writers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The broadcast control room switches to fully automated production.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
200 wpm
Average script reading speed
45 mins
Human makeup application time
12 percent
Ad-lib error probability
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-definition ring lights.
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