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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSwitching video inputs is a task for a script, not a person.
Professional button-pusher and cable-wrangling expert.
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Broadcast perfection without the human delay.
splat.you▸ LIVESTREAM AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
switches feeds faster than human vision
You manage live broadcast switching, signal routing, and equipment troubleshooting. You ensure the feed stays live and clean.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a guest is about to panic and adjust the framing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated software begins handling routine cable patching and source assignment.
Month 7
Sensors and vision models take over real-time exposure and white balancing.
Month 16
AI-driven switchers execute the rundown script with millisecond precision.
Year 2.3
The control room communication is replaced by automated voice guidance systems.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The broadcast booth is fully autonomous, rendering your technical oversight redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero milliseconds
Average signal latency
Non-existent
Coffee consumption
Zero percent
Human error potential
Your severance
A decommissioned SDI cable and a firm handshake.
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