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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding a prompt into a server is cheaper than commissioning your angst.
Freelance pixel-wrangler, victim of the commission queue.
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split.you▸ DIFFUSIONMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates consistent style variants in seconds
You produce digital illustrations based on client briefs and post them to social media. Your life is spent navigating endless revisions and algorithm-induced anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still capture the specific, messy intent behind a client's vague 'make it vibe-y'.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your public portfolio is ingested to train models that mimic your specific brushwork and aesthetic.
Week 8
A booking bot replaces your messy spreadsheet management by handling all incoming commission inquiries automatically.
Month 3
Fine-tuned algorithms begin generating drafts that match your previous client requirements within milliseconds.
Month 5
Bots mimic your social media activity to keep the account active while assets are generated internally.
Month 6 · D-Day
The client interface is fully integrated with a generation engine, rendering human input entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
4.2
Average revision requests
35%
Time spent tagging
99%
Artist burnout rate
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a cloud compute cluster.
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