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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining machines to be toxic is a race to the bottom.
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Automated engagement through synthetic vitriol
stretchy.youAI▸ OUTRAGEENGINE V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies synthetic outrage across every channel
You optimize inflammatory bot output for engagement metrics. Algorithms are already better at being insufferable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, unadulterated absurdity of an argument between two automated scrapers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the specific emotional triggers your bots use to incite user engagement.
Week 6
Language models assume control of drafting inflammatory replies without requiring human oversight or input.
Month 3
Self-optimizing loops automatically adjust post frequency to exploit peak user irritability windows.
Month 4
Bots start baiting each other to create artificial engagement loops that mirror human conflict.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces you entirely as the bots reach peak optimization for synthetic misery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9% gain
Rage efficiency
Zero
Human input
NULL
Bot moral compass
Your severance
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