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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified captcha solver for engagement algorithms anyway.
Professional loud-opinion architect and engagement-bait enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite engagement, zero existential dread.
squeeze.youAI▸ BOTFARM PRO V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers moral panics for clicks
This role involves crafting pithy threads, baiting engagement, and managing parasocial relationships. It is essentially a high-latency API for outrage-based content generation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accidentally reveal your true personality, which is a surprisingly effective branding strategy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper identifies high-performing viral tropes before your brain even finishes its morning coffee.
Week 9
Fine-tuned models analyze your entire post history to replicate your specific brand of condescending wit.
Month 3
The system begins posting threads and replying to comments with mathematically optimized outrage triggers.
Month 5
Natural language agents handle all direct messages with uncanny, personalized emotional resonance.
Month 6 · D-Day
You lose access to your account as the algorithm achieves permanent, superior digital relevance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
99.2%
Average outrage ratio
88/100
Authenticity simulation score
Zero
Human labor required
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated ego-boosting platform.
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