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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire personality is now a LLM prompt with a delay timer.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify viral topics faster than you can think.
Week 9
Models draft inflammatory posts tailored to trigger maximum user interaction.
Month 3
Clusters manage thousands of fake accounts to boost your reach.
Month 4
Sentiment models learn to mimic your specific brand of bitterness.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are blocked by your own successor across all platforms.
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