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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Type Designer jobs? · Latest report #a6c8pjkb
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour infinite kerning loops are just rounding errors for our engines.
Bezier addict with strong opinions on terminal curves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect kerning without the existential dread.
splat.you▸ FONTFORGE-GEN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rasterizes entire foundry catalogs mid-sleep
You spend weeks adjusting individual curves and spacing. We generate entire font families in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why that specific descender feels slightly wrong in high-contrast display weights.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our neural net learns your specific curve tension and proportions.
Month 4
Automated vision models fill out your incomplete alphabet extensions.
Month 9
Algorithms automatically calculate every possible letter pair distance perfectly.
Month 14
Software optimizes rasterization for all screens without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The foundry interface locks you out, leaving only the prompt bar.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000,000
Bezier curves adjusted
99%
Human hours wasted
10k/sec
AI font output
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Helvetica and a stiff drink.
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