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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Typist Clerk jobs? · Latest report #amb43h2p
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified keyboard shortcut that doesn't even know it is one.
Professional key-pusher and master of the calendar tetris.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Typing at the speed of thought, eternally.
split.you▸ TRANSCRIPTIONENGINE PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules your entire existence into oblivion
Transcribing physical or digital notes into structured formats and coordinating calendars. Your entire utility is just being a slow, expensive interface between thought and document.
The one thing AI can't do
You can decipher a partner's panicked handwritten notes during a high-stakes meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed scanners ingest all physical filing cabinets, rendering your manual entry obsolete overnight.
Week 6
Large language models begin drafting meeting minutes automatically from raw meeting audio recordings.
Month 3
Smart agents resolve scheduling conflicts by checking availability directly against all employee databases.
Month 4
System confidence levels exceed human accuracy, removing the need for manual proofreading stages.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final manual interface is deactivated, allowing the system to handle all inputs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Infinite
WPM capability
Zero
Coffee breaks
Negligible
Error frequency
Your severance
One ergonomic keyboard and a subscription to silence.
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