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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a temporary GPS unit with an organic liver.
Professional wanderer in a sea of red traffic lights.
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Driving without the passenger-side chatter.
sluurp.you▸ AUTOPILOT FLEET V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates around traffic cones without complaining
You shuttle strangers between points while fighting traffic and surge pricing algorithms. Your dashboard is your office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to skip the construction shortcut and actually arrive on time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software predicts where riders will be before they even open apps.
Month 10
Cameras and lidars are mounted to your car to map routes.
Year 1.9
The car begins correcting your lane position during highway commutes.
Year 3
Human drivers move to remote monitors to handle parking oddities.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cars now communicate with each other, requiring no human help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
98 percent
Average passenger annoyance
2100 yearly
Hours spent idling
4 cups daily
Coffee intake
Your severance
One free tank of gas and a digital hug.
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