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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsInterstellar navigation remains slightly more complex than your typical GPS update.
Deep-space traveler with questionable landing zone etiquette.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the flight path to the unknown.
toast.youAI▸ VOIDNAV AI-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
evades detection by all planetary radar arrays
You navigate unidentified craft across light-years and evade planetary military detection systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to skip the cow mutilation when you are feeling tired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors map the galaxy to remove reliance on pilot intuition.
Year 5
Precision docking systems handle the messy atmospheric entry process.
Year 14
Large language models translate weird alien thoughts into actionable telemetry.
Year 27
Adaptive thrusters correct for gravity wells without human intervention.
Year 50 · D-Day
The mother ship fully automates the flight, leaving you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 trillion
Light years traveled
99.8%
Abduction efficiency
6 billion
Human sightings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote asteroid colony.
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