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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace UFO Researcher jobs? · Latest report #2w8q8szz
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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsStaring at grain for a blurry blob is a hobby, not work.
Conspiracy theorist with a very dusty tripod.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the void with superior resolution.
oof.youAI▸ SKYSCAN SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters static into pure disappointment
Cataloging atmospheric anomalies and analyzing unverified light sightings. You process noise while pretending the truth is out there.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to believe in things that aren't there.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision algorithms flag all lens flares and bird flights as non-anomalous noise instantly.
Month 4
Aggregated satellite data cross-references every report against known flight paths and weather.
Month 8
Statistical engines generate the statistical probability of every report being a hoax or misidentification.
Month 12
LLMs draft the final reports explaining away the data with perfect, boring, scientific precision.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes control of all reporting portals and stops accepting new submissions permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,902,112
Meaningless light signals found
0
Actual aliens contacted
11,840
Hours wasted on shadows
Your severance
A poster of a UFO from 1997.
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