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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace UI Researcher jobs? · Latest report #ct7nf94a
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsStop asking users what they want, they barely know how to click.
Professional stalker of digital button-clickers and flow-breakers.
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Quantifying frustration, one session at a time.
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crawls through your entire user testing library
You watch users fail at basic interfaces to justify design choices. We just log the heatmaps automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes tell when a user is lying about why they clicked that button.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly label every user hesitation and rage-click.
Month 4
Generative agents create dynamic, personalized tasks for every single user.
Month 7
The AI writes its own reports before the meeting ends.
Month 10
Code agents apply UI fixes automatically based on usage data.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to review the logs of your own redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
88%
Average user confusion rate
400/year
Hours spent reformatting spreadsheets
0.3
Meaningful insights per report
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's analytics dashboard.
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