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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving pixels around until a model does it ten thousand times faster.
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Translating design mockups into component libraries and managing state. Your CSS hacks are just waiting for a better layout engine.
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You can still explain why the layout breaks on Safari for no reason at all.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system ingests your existing component library to learn your specific code patterns and stylistic preferences.
Month 4
Vision models begin rendering functional frontends directly from raw design files, bypassing your manual component wiring.
Month 9
Autonomous agents replace your manual hook-writing by mapping state transitions directly from user flow requirements.
Month 13
Algorithms replace your hand-written stylesheets with mathematically optimal layout structures that never break on mobile.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to click the commit button on your own career-ending pull request.
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