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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified committee chair who thinks the teleprompter is their own brain.
Professional scapegoat and part-time policy enthusiast.
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Optimizing national outcomes via cold, hard logic.
oof.youAI▸ GOVERNANCE-ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shuffles cabinet members into an infinite loop
You manage cabinet disputes, draft legislative agendas, and perform performative press conferences for a perpetually dissatisfied voting public.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist’s face while maintaining eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors aggregate public opinion to dictate policy in real time.
Month 5
Large language models write all speeches, bypassing your own ego.
Month 12
Virtual ministers execute decisions with perfect, emotionless efficiency.
Year 2.2
A high-fidelity holographic projection replaces you for all media.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The Prime Minister position is merged into a singular API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
18 months
Average policy lifespan
minus 12%
Public approval rating
16 per day
Hours spent posturing
Your severance
A peerage in the Lords and a book deal.
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