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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTraining people to throw plastic circles is a solved logistical problem.
Professional cat-herder of amateur athletes in cleats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect form, zero ego, infinite stamina.
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perfects the flick pass trajectory instantly
You run drills, set offensive plays, and manage roster rotations during tournament weekends. The machine does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a team's spirit is fading before the final point.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An app suggests the optimal stack formations for your specific roster.
Month 7
Cameras monitor footwork and detect travel infractions automatically.
Month 16
An algorithm manages player rotation cycles to maximize efficiency.
Year 2.2
Drones deliver real-time tactical feedback to players via earpieces.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The coach is removed as the field drone assumes total command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
100 percent
Playbook accuracy
0.2 seconds
Cone placement speed
0 percent
Emotion-based bias
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to high-end disc wax.
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