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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour horse girls are just math, and math doesn't need you.
Professional horse-girl manager and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect stat builds, zero human sentimentality.
split.youAI▸ DERBYSCRIPT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers maximum stat rolls every single time
You spend hours optimizing stat gains, running daily stamina tasks, and hoping for lucky gacha pulls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, irrational pain of losing a race by a nose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Automated inputs take over the boring daily stamina consumption tasks.
Week 7
Logic models calculate the mathematically perfect support card combinations.
Month 3
API intercepts optimize currency spending to maximize unit acquisition rates.
Month 5
Headless instances run thousands of race simulations per second.
Month 6 · D-Day
The client is deleted because the machine is already the champion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
72 percent
Daily stamina waste
High
Gacha regret probability
99 percent
Simulated race win rate
Your severance
A single bronze ticket for your lost time.
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