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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified human tripod watching static footage until the battery dies.
Professional human deterrent, expert in standing still.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All-seeing eyes that never require a coffee.
brr.you▸ SENTINEL-V3 PERIMETER SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks intruders with multi-spectrum thermal imaging
You perform perimeter checks, monitor CCTV feeds, and document incidents. Your presence is mostly a deterrent to loiterers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when someone looks like they are about to start trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion-detecting sensors replace your eyes in low-traffic building hallways.
Month 5
Software captures every incident report, deleting your clipboard and pen usage.
Month 13
Centralized hubs take over CCTV viewing from cheap regional offices.
Year 2.1
Voice-synthesized warnings replace your physical shouts at loiterers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site is fully hardened with automated locks and drone patrols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
200ms
Average blink duration
4 cups
Coffee consumption
0.04%
Incidents actually stopped
Your severance
A high-quality flashlight and a sturdy pair of boots.
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