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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour entire personality is just a series of poorly written script branches.
Professional liar with a government-issued identity crisis.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth is just data points we connect.
oof.youAI▸ FED-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects emotional inconsistencies in real-time audio
You infiltrate criminal organizations by building fake identities and trust. You collect evidence through surveillance and informant meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a suspect is lying by the subtle twitch in their eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart microphones capture and transcribe every word of your targets.
Month 7
AI creates thousands of realistic, searchable fake online footprints.
Month 16
Drones track suspects without the need for human stakeouts.
Year 2.2
AI handlers manage assets with perfect, emotionless psychological pressure.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The agency realizes human agents are too prone to morality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
18 months
Average alias lifespan
infinite
Hours spent listening
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
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