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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsMoving rocks is easy; navigating shifting tectonic plates is slightly annoying.
Professional subterranean rock-and-roll enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper, darker, and never asks for air.
bzzt.youAI▸ MOLE-DRIVE X-9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses structural failure before tremors begin
Operating heavy drilling machinery to extract coal seams in dark, cramped, and unstable subterranean environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the visceral intuition to hear when a rock face is about to collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Lidar drones swarm the mine to create high-resolution geological maps.
Month 16
Human operators transition to controlling heavy shearers from surface-level command booths.
Year 3.3
Automated bolting rigs replace the manual process of reinforcing ceiling roofs.
Year 5
AI-linked sensor grids monitor methane levels without human supervision.
Year 8 · D-Day
Full swarm-robot integration achieves total extraction without any human presence underground.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
1500 meters
Average tunnel depth
Suboptimal
Human respiratory efficiency
Zero
Robot oxygen requirement
Your severance
A commemorative hard hat and a voucher for sunlight.
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