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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour gritty street credibility is just an algorithm waiting to happen.
Professional rhymer with a very tiny, very loyal following.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity delivered in infinite, non-stop loops.
bzzt.you▸ RHYMEGEN-X PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
drops mixtapes faster than listeners can skip
Crafting lyrics about authenticity while desperately trying to grow a niche audience on social media platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a crowd feel bad by performing in a damp basement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapes your entire catalog to build a rhyming pattern model.
Month 3
Software captures your tone to mimic your specific vocal delivery style.
Month 8
Algorithms push synthetic tracks to niche groups to farm engagement.
Month 12
Digital light shows and speakers replace the need for live presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine generates a hit, leaving you with no purpose.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Forty-two
Average monthly SoundCloud plays
Too much
Time spent writing metaphors
Zero percent
Chance of 'making it'
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty energy drink cans.
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