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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 18, 2058
In 31 years, 6 monthsYou deal with the ultimate silence; the machines will eventually perfect it.
Professional curator of the final, very quiet goodbye.
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Finality executed with zero human error.
sluurp.you▸ MORTALLOGIC-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 31 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates dignity parameters for grieving families
You handle body preparation, paperwork, and funeral logistics for grieving families. It is a slow, deeply human craft.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a steady, quiet presence when words are completely impossible to say.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors and software handle your death certificate and permit bureaucracy.
Month 13
Autonomous vans replace human-driven hearses for standard, mapped routes.
Year 4
3D vision systems apply post-mortem makeup with surgical, machine accuracy.
Year 11
Robotic cells handle structured preparation tasks in controlled, sterile environments.
Year 32 · D-Day
The system assumes full operational control of the transition process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
2 per shift
Average casket rotations
98 percent
Emotional tax percentage
3 days
Paperwork delay factor
Your severance
A plot in the company cemetery is not offered.
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