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Will AI replace Underwater Basketball Player jobs? · Latest report #avxn9rb9
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour dribbling is just a slower way to drown for spectators.
Drowning athlete with a very niche aquatic hobby.
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no no noyouAI▸ HYDRAHOOP-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sinks the ball with extreme hydraulic force
You chase a negatively buoyant ball while holding your breath underwater. Then you try to score in a hoop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a dramatic underwater flop that looks somewhat convincing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras track every movement better than your human eyes can.
Month 3
Smart bladders inside the ball control its depth without you.
Month 10
Underwater drones learn to intercept passes faster than you ever could.
Month 16
Precision robotic arms replace your clumsy attempts at dunking.
Year 2 · D-Day
The pool is drained and replaced with a giant server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
45 seconds
Average breath hold
too much
Water resistance drag
zero
Fan base
Your severance
A slightly used snorkel and a wet towel.
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