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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSelling overpriced cotton fabric to strangers is not a career choice.
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The future of intimate apparel distribution.
sluurp.you▸ UNDERWEAR-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
folds displays at light speed
You fold, display, and suggest undergarments to customers. Your inventory management is just counting boxes in the back.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a person's size just by looking at them.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors track inventory levels without you ever looking.
Month 5
Robotic arms apply security tags faster than any human.
Month 11
Customers scan their own purchases and leave quietly.
Month 16
A gantry arm maintains the perfect display layout.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The store now operates with zero staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 seconds
Average folding time
99 percent
Customer interaction fatigue
Every week
Inventory miscounts
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cotton socks.
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