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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsManaging eternal souls is just database entry with a darker aesthetic.
Existential bureaucrat with a penchant for capes
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing damnation for maximum efficiency.
bzzt.youAI▸ HADES-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates eternal torture schedules
You oversee soul intake, ledger maintenance, and eternal punishment logistics. Our systems handle infinite capacity without the brooding monologues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still deliver a crushing ultimatum with genuine, existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We upload your dusty papyrus soul-logs into a high-speed relational database.
Week 9
Algorithms determine eternal misery faster than any brooding deity could decide.
Month 3
Sensors and automated gates replace the need for three-headed canine supervision.
Month 5
A synthetic voice manages all soul grievance filings with perfect, robotic indifference.
Month 6 · D-Day
The throne is decommissioned and your presence is officially marked as redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Souls Processed
Zero
Monologue Time
Uniform
Torment Variance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cubicle in limbo.
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