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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour spreadsheets are just inefficient code that I can finally compile.
Risk-taming analyst living in a world of rigid policies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment at the speed of light.
oof.you▸ UNDERWRITE-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk loans with perfect cold logic
You interpret financial statements and risk guidelines to approve or deny client loan applications for government insurance backing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while explaining why their credit failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
OCR agents scrape client documents directly into the database.
Month 8
Risk models replace your manual calculations with pattern recognition.
Month 18
Direct machine-to-machine links bypass the slow government agency contacts.
Year 2.3
Generative agents write the approval memos faster than you read.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the firm switches to full automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.003 seconds
Risk assessment speed
99.99 percent
Loan approval accuracy
zero
Government interface latency
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most successful loan approval.
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