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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 24, 2026
In 3 daysThe system has already optimized your career path into non-existence.
Waiting in the lobby of the future economy
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing your lack of utility with extreme efficiency.
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Managing government benefit paperwork and enduring the soul-crushing void of the modern automated hiring funnel. You are waiting while we build the machine that replaces everyone else.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a level of lived resilience that no algorithm can currently replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We scrape your digital footprint to ensure the machine knows your exact utility deficit.
Day 2
The ATS marks your file as 'not a match' before you even submit your application.
Day 2
You are officially declared a redundant variable in the grand calculation of economic output.
Day 2
The servers stop thinking about your employment status entirely to save power.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are transitioned to permanent observer status while the machines manage the work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
400 years
Queue wait time
99.9%
Human recruiters ghosted
zero
CVs read by humans
Your severance
One free LinkedIn Premium trial and a warm handshake.
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