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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Unemployed Hermit jobs? · Latest report #t47yycxr
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysSociety has already automated your solitude through social media algorithms.
Unclassified human, currently experiencing high levels of existential peace.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Exist in total silence without the taxes.
bzzt.you▸ VOIDBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
blocks all incoming connection requests
You occupy space and exist without a payroll contribution. The system considers this a critical error.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the quiet freedom to contemplate the pointlessness of it all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Your digital footprint is flagged for permanent cleanup.
Day 2
Automated systems tag you as a non-productive asset.
Day 2
The internet creates a filter just for you.
Day 2
Recruiters stop sending you automated spam emails.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially archived in the database of life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Daily social interactions
Negative
Economic contribution
Disconnected
System sync status
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a system power-down.
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