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Will AI replace Unemployed Human jobs? · Latest report #yiwpevnk
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysEfficiency experts are already looking for ways to replace you.
Professional seeker of gainful employment, expert in waiting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning existence into pure background data.
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You have the unique ability to remain hopeful in a system designed to ignore you.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our systems scrape your profile to understand your current void.
Day 2
An agent auto-applies to jobs you do not actually want.
Day 2
A chatbot sends you personalized, meaningless feedback on your search.
Day 2
AI conducts interviews with itself to bypass the hiring bottleneck.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your status is updated to 'Optimized Out of Existence'.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 per month
Average rejection emails
6 hours daily
Time spent refreshing portals
98 percent
Probability of being ghosted
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