Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Unemployment Case Worker jobs? · Latest report #5utzm9rr
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a slow, empathetic barrier to a database query.
Systemic bureaucrat with a heart of gold and paperwork.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying claims with zero emotional baggage.
glub.youAI▸ BENEFITSBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies benefits before the applicant finishes speaking
You process benefits claims and interview applicants. You spend all day navigating bureaucratic software to manage client eligibility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to avoid a penalty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your files move to a cloud database for better training.
Week 7
The system starts suggesting responses to your emails automatically.
Month 3
Applicants begin resolving their own simple claims online.
Month 5
The AI handles ninety percent of routine eligibility verification.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
0.4 seconds
Average processing time
0 percent
Required empathy
Consistent
Client confusion rate
Your severance
A PDF guide on how to update your LinkedIn.
Discussion
