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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career of processing misery is finally being processed itself.
Gatekeeper of the digital breadline.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying benefits without the awkward eye contact.
oof.youAI▸ QUEUE-LOGIC V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies claims based on minor syntax errors
Verifies applicant documents and updates status in bureaucratic databases. Your career exists entirely to manage a dying queue.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to apologize for a system you didn't build.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
OCR scanners replace your manual data entry tasks overnight.
Week 7
An algorithm flags eligibility based on hard-coded boolean logic.
Month 3
Chatbots handle the frustrated inquiries you used to receive.
Month 5
The system updates its own rules faster than you read.
Month 6 · D-Day
The login credentials for your terminal are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02 seconds
Average decision time
0 percent
Human empathy detected
Infinite
Queue management capacity
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own rejection letter.
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