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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou help people get back to work by showing them they're unnecessary.
Systemic bureaucrat, professional paper-pusher, professional dream-crusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying claims with zero human hesitation.
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denies benefits in four different languages
You process benefits claims and manage back-to-work interview queues. You are basically a warm-up act for our algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a human nod of sympathy when the system inevitably says no.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins auto-filling all your manual database entries.
Week 9
Algorithms replace your manual employment history cross-checks.
Month 3
Voice-AI agents conduct all mandatory applicant screening calls.
Month 5
Automated logic handles all legal denial letter generation.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server turns off your access terminal permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
0.04 seconds
Average rejection speed
0%
Human empathy score
infinite
Queue capacity
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a very cold handshake.
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