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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTranslating endless circular bureaucracy into slightly faster, colder circular bureaucracy.
Professional paper-shuffler for the international cultural stage.
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The end of diplomatic fatigue.
bzzt.youAI▸ DIPLOMATBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters diplomatic insults into polite summaries
Manage diplomatic correspondence and support delegates with administrative logistics and meeting scheduling for international cultural negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a diplomat is about to have a tantrum before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners convert all your paper files into searchable data clusters.
Month 5
Automated schedulers coordinate meetings across time zones without asking you.
Month 10
AI models generate standard diplomatic responses in seven official languages.
Month 15
Software enforces strict diplomatic protocol rules to prevent human error.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your remaining administrative functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400
Emails per hour
0%
Negotiation errors
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hotel miniature soaps.
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