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Your job has an expiration date
October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsOrbiting the planet in a tin can is peak human inefficiency.
Professional enigmas and high-altitude G-force enthusiasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics-defying flight, minus the biological fragility.
stretchy.youAI▸ VOIDNAVIGATOR MARK VII▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
maneuvers through wormholes without vomiting
You navigate unconventional aerial vehicles through non-linear trajectories while managing extreme G-force atmospheric resistance. Your job is effectively flying a mystery.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational capacity to trust your gut when sensors flatline in deep space.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Integration of ultra-fast machine vision sensors to replicate your visual scanning of the horizon.
Month 16
Deployment of AI flight controllers capable of calculating non-Euclidean flight paths in milliseconds.
Year 5
Hardening of hardware chassis to allow high-speed turns that would liquefy your internal organs.
Year 14
Self-repair protocols for your craft that negate the need for a human to perform damage assessment.
Year 27 · D-Day
The VoidNavigator takes full control, effectively turning your cockpit into a very expensive storage closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Infinite
G-force tolerance
Zero
Pilot error rate
None
Oxygen consumption
Your severance
One lifetime supply of freeze-dried space ice cream.
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