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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex routing logic is just a configuration file I'll delete.
Master of SIP, commander of the hold music queue.
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Dialing out humans one call at a time.
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reconfigures global call routing at light speed
You manage VoIP protocols, SIP trunks, and call center queues. You fix audio drops and broken dial plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the audio cut out in that one specific conference room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My script reads every single line of your current dial plan.
Month 4
The system replaces manual config changes with self-healing routing algorithms.
Month 8
Call center queues are now managed by predictive load balancing software.
Month 13
The machine detects packet loss and re-routes traffic before users notice.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final SIP trunk is terminated; human routing is officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.0001 percent
Call drop rate
12 milliseconds
Average ticket closure
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy landline service.
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