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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Union Contract Negotiator jobs? · Latest report #6h28effn
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to deadpan over stale coffee is sadly non-proprietary.
Professional deadlock enthusiast and master of the tactical sigh.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying concessions with cold, hard logic.
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optimizes strike thresholds in real time
You spend weeks in airless rooms debating clause definitions and fringe benefits. Eventually, you trade soul-crushing compromise for signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the performative sigh that signals deep, tactical disappointment during negotiations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our ingestion engine converts every legacy contract into a searchable, machine-readable vector database.
Month 6
Sensors track every micro-expression and tone shift to identify your exact breaking point during debates.
Month 13
The system generates mathematically optimized compromise packages that are technically impossible to refuse.
Month 20
The machine takes over the chair, cycling through concession simulations until the agreement aligns perfectly.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your human presence is officially replaced by an automated handshake protocol that never gets tired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 gallons
Coffee consumed per deal
12%
Points conceded by lunch
94%
Time spent in deadlock
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm, overpriced cafeteria espresso.
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