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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour collective bargaining will soon be handled by a neutral algorithm.
Professional cat-herder of disgruntled factory shift workers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dispassionate labor mediation for the modern age.
pop?you▸ ACCORD-BOT 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates infinite contracts simultaneously without blinking
You spend your days negotiating contracts, handling grievances, and organizing members. Automation is coming for your clipboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You know how to read the room when the CEO is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are uploaded to an inescapable cloud database.
Month 4
Software analyzes every previous contract to suggest optimal wages.
Month 8
A bot replaces you in disciplinary hearings with neutral logic.
Month 12
The system routes members to shifts based on efficiency metrics.
Month 13 · D-Day
A single server rack handles all labor relations indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.04 seconds
Grievance resolution speed
0 percent
Contract deadlock probability
Zero
Coffee consumption during meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our legal-tech suite.
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