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October 11, 2030
In 4 yearsYou pull heavy cables so robots can eventually ignore your existence.
Professional knot-untangler and heavy-lifting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pulling cable faster than any union member.
toast.youAI▸ GROUNDHOG AUTO-LAYER 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
untangles stubborn fiber loops with surgical precision
You drag heavy power and fiber cables through unfinished construction sites. You ensure site safety and cable integrity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a bird's nest of fiber optic cabling that defies all logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Drones scan the site to plan optimal cable paths automatically.
Month 15
Robotic pushers install cabling into conduits without human assistance.
Year 2.2
Legged units learn to traverse uneven construction rubble and dust.
Year 3
Local AI monitors site safety, removing the need for manual oversight.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous cable-layer fleets take over every remaining construction site task.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
80 pounds
Average cable weight hauled
22000 steps
Steps walked daily
too many
Trips over conduit
Your severance
A blunt pair of cutters and a handshake.
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