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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour emotional closing arguments are inefficiently long for a binary outcome.
Professional contrarian, billable-hour enthusiast, grievance filing expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Negotiating labor terms without the pesky empathy.
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You draft collective bargaining agreements and represent union members in grievance arbitration hearings. Your job is basically arguing over contract syntax until everyone gets exhausted.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about the lunch break.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your physical labor archives are ingested into our central legal language model.
Month 6
The AI begins auto-generating responses to routine grievance filings based on precedent.
Month 12
An agent calculates the exact break-even point for every wage demand before meetings start.
Month 16
A synthetic voice handles the opening statements at hearings with perfect, emotionless accuracy.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm’s server is revoked as the system concludes your presence is redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42 percent
Grievance win rate
900 annually
Hours spent venting
99 percent
Document boilerplate density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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