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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour job is just high-stakes gossip with a membership quota.
Professional agitator with a high mileage allowance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus generation for the modern workplace.
split.you▸ SOLIDARITYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal picket line placement for impact
You travel between worksites to recruit new members and mobilize workers for potential strikes and collective bargaining campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when tensions peak during a heated contract negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart messaging bots take over initial membership recruitment and sign-ups.
Month 6
Algorithms map workplace sentiment and identify potential points of friction.
Month 15
High-fidelity telepresence units replace the need for physical travel.
Year 2.2
AI systems simulate contract outcomes to suggest optimal strike timing.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
SolidarityBot manages all labor relations without human emotional volatility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
28000 yearly
Avg miles driven
14 percent
Campaign success rate
4 cups daily
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm breakroom coffee.
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