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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour passion for committee meetings is no match for predictive modeling.
Professional agitator with a penchant for circular policy memos.
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Automating solidarity for maximum efficiency.
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You draft policy documents and organize campaigns to support industrial strategy. You spend all day in coordination meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a room feels discouraged without checking a sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents send personalized member updates instead of you.
Month 4
Algorithms identify and contact the most persuadable members directly.
Month 9
LLMs summarize strategy, replacing your lengthy drafting sessions.
Month 13
Digital bots manage local grievances without human meeting delays.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire union office switches to automated strategy management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed
112 minutes
Average meeting length
0.4
Policy drafts per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our proprietary strategy simulator.
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