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Will AI replace Union Press Officer jobs? · Latest report #g55zkfem
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press releases are just aggressive emails that nobody actually reads.
Professional disturber of peace, mostly via Outlook.
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sluurp.you▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts targeted narratives to every inbox
You draft statements and pitch stories to journalists. You spend your day managing media lists and phone calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a journalist is lying to you over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes reporter data and sends personalized pitches automatically.
Month 4
A neural network writes your press releases in the union voice.
Month 8
Real-time AI tracks news cycles faster than you can open Twitter.
Month 13
Voice bots handle all incoming media queries with perfect consistency.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is closed and the machine takes the keyboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4000
Emails per hour
0.1%
Journalist response rate
100%
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
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