Retrieving the file
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsRecording meeting minutes is a task, not a historical legacy.
Organizing files, fighting the man, occasionally forgetting lunch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated grievance filing without the human drama.
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logs grievances into permanent cloud storage
You log grievances, manage membership databases, and draft official correspondence during tense contract negotiation cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a negotiator is bluffing by their involuntary eyebrow twitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper files are scanned into a secure machine database.
Month 5
Smart templates generate all your standard committee meeting minutes.
Month 13
Workers talk to a voice bot instead of emailing you.
Month 20
Machine learning identifies member retention issues before they occur.
Year 2 · D-Day
The union server updates your status to permanently archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 seconds
Grievance filing speed
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
42 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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