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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 1, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsYour complex pipe runs are just blueprints for a faster robot.
Master of blueprints, heavy steel, and high-pressure secrets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision welding without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ PIPEMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snakes pipe through impossible building voids
You cut, thread, and weld steel piping to move high-pressure steam and gases. You navigate chaotic construction sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can force a misaligned valve to fit through sheer stubborn willpower and leverage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lasers map every inch of your pipes before you arrive.
Month 13
Robot arms weld your pipes off-site in clean factory conditions.
Year 3.3
Delivery drones drop perfectly cut steel right at your feet.
Year 6
Guided arms snap pipe sections together while you watch.
Year 8 · D-Day
The site runs on code and you are not required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400
Welds per hour
0.01%
Site error rate
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe thread sealant.
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