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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCapturing actors pretending to work while you actually do.
Professional shadow and light stalker of big-budget sets.
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Perfect frames without the set congestion.
glub.youAI▸ STILLSTREAM V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
extracts perfect marketing stills from video feeds
You document film production scenes and pose actors for marketing materials. You balance set etiquette with perfect timing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact millisecond an actor drops their guard to catch a raw expression.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res sensors mount directly onto existing film camera rigs.
Month 5
Smart software crops production footage into perfect press stills.
Month 10
Virtual lighting tools replace the need for physical posing sessions.
Month 15
Marketing teams pull assets directly from the dailies cloud.
Month 21 · D-Day
The film set declares a human-free zone for all documentation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000
Shutter clicks per day
89%
Seconds behind a grip
12 cups
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A vintage film camera and a tripod for your home.
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