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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified gavel-wielder whose primary output is eloquent, non-binding disappointment.
Professional cat-herder of global superpowers
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving geopolitical deadlock at the speed of light.
no no noyou▸ GLOBALSYNC CONSENSUSENGINE V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly phrased, hollow diplomatic platitudes
You chair high-level diplomatic sessions and read prepared statements to exhausted global delegates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a world leader in the eye while lying through your teeth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts transcribing and summarizing your meetings without the diplomatic fluff.
Month 5
Algorithms begin generating your opening remarks based on real-time data feeds.
Month 13
A digital interface replaces your physical role in managing floor time.
Year 2.2
The engine proposes resolutions that math, not feelings, can actually support.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A screen displaying consensus metrics replaces the need for a human chair.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero effective
Resolutions passed
Excessive
Sleep lost per crisis
Daily
Vetoes ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of commemorative pens and a handshake.
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